Working on a clever rural riposte to "Pants on the Ground." Working title, "Skunk in the Barn." — 1 week 1 day ago
Apologies. Wrong page. I'll try again. Every few years something truly exciting happens in Boerne. http://bit.ly/aJyvDZ — 1 week 1 day ago
The single dorkiest most impractical incomprehensible idea ever. http://bit.ly/cDmzUL — 1 week 2 days ago
Every few years something exciting happens in Boerne. http://bit.ly/axSCaf — 1 week 3 days ago
I am officially lifting the Boerne, Texas, Tsunami Warning. As you were. — 1 week 3 days ago
http://bit.ly/aEoDDA I figure next he'll attack Limbaugh for being a hatemonger. — 1 week 5 days ago
Just read a study that says that in 18-24 age group 77% of men live with a wife/husband, but only 59% of women do. I'm thinking about it. — 1 week 5 days ago
Just took my pills. I might have taken them earlier this morning, too, but the way things are going, a double-dose is probably a good thing. — 1 week 5 days ago
That settles it. We will continue putting goldfish in stock tanks for mosquito control, but we will cancel our plans to upgrade to Orcas. — 1 week 5 days ago
Winter Olympics. The only curling competition on the planet without an on-ice beer keg. We need to show more respect for tradition. — 1 week 6 days ago